Sunday, September 22, 2002

Computing Haiku

Your file is corrupt
Time to Control + Alt + Delete
There is no other way

Invalid page fault
Has occurred in your software
File is now closing

System has frozen
You are now presented with
The Blue Screen of Death

Machine has now crashed
All unsaved work will be lost--
You Have a Nice Day

Your PC has locked
For the ninteenth time today
Grab your sledgehammer

Email server's down
No more communication
ETA unknown

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